When I dream about the perfect cow,
There are some things I must mention,
First of all when you see her,
She must attract attention.

She is easy to spot in a pasture,
You don't have to hunt or shout,
She is easy to see on the highway,
If she should ever get out.

Her eyes are clear, she's feminine,
Her udder would be tight,
she'll have her calf so easily,
That you can sleep at nite.

Her carcass will be nice and lean,
Her hair as soft as felt,
When you cross her with another breed,
She'll usually throw a belt.

She is beautiful to look at,
Her brisket would be clean
Her calf will weigh more than half
Her size when it is weaned.

Her udder is tight, her teats are small
And they are placed just right,
The calf can nurse without any help
And its birth weight will be lite.

Her size is right, her head is small
Her back is good and straight,
When she brings her calf in the fall
It carries lots of weight.

She carries herself on four good feet,
She never does get lame,
She has no prolapse or cancer eye
Cause she's immune to them.

She has an excellent disposition
And she's good and fertile too,
With a six week breeding period,
She'll be safe in calf for you.

Yes, lve dreamed about the perfect cow,
I've described her in this lingo,
You know by now that she somehow
Has to be BueLingo.